Joke Time – Chicago Style

125x1251[1]On a bitterly cold winter’s morning, a
husband and wife in Chicago were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so  snowplows can get through conveniently”.  So the guy went out and moved his car as instructed.

A week later, as they are eating breakfast, again the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of  snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so  the snowplows can get through.” The guy goes out and moves his car again.

The next week as they are again having breakfast, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park…….” Then the power went off. The guy was very upset, and with a worried look on his face he said, “I don’t know
what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so that the snowplows
can get through?”

Then, with all the love and understanding in her voice that women who are married to obsessive compulsive husbands are always careful to exhibit, she replied,  “Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this time?”

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